1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,313 Hey, Chano. 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,314 Yeah? 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,315 Look at this. 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,184 A Japanese thermometer factory 5 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,685 just went out of business. 6 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:09,953 Yeah, how come? 7 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:14,791 They found traces of swordfish in the mercury. 8 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:17,127 If I don't get in there in two minutes, 9 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:19,162 I'm going to faint. 10 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,999 I've got four reports I need typed up. 11 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,766 Wentworth is the best typist 12 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:24,901 in this joint. 13 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,069 Where is Wentworth? 14 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,504 In the men's room. 15 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,006 I've been waiting 20 minutes. 16 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,874 I feel like I'm drowning. 17 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,509 The stuff's in here. 18 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,813 12th Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. 19 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,016 Hold it, please. 20 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,683 Chano, it's the telephone company. 21 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,019 The supervisor 22 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,154 wants to report some obscene phone calls. 23 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,755 Oh. Who is the supervisor? 24 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,257 It's Miss Busch. 25 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,659 You talk to her, huh? 26 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,827 She asked for you. 27 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,397 Oh, why does she always ask for me? 28 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,399 You have a way with words. 29 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,799 Line two. 30 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,136 This whole business offends me. 31 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,838 Hello, Miss Busch. 32 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,807 Yes, this is Sergeant Amenguale speaking. 33 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,776 I am fine. How are you? 34 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,977 Good. Good, good. 35 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,646 Yes, I've been going over the files 36 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,114 and frankly, Miss Busch, 37 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,249 we have enough disgusting material here 38 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,484 to write a bestseller. 39 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,187 What do you mean, "for example"? 40 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:18,188 No, no, no. 41 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,523 Well, you see, Miss Busch, no... 42 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:22,125 I know it's official business, but if I was to read you 43 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:23,560 an obscene phone call on the phone, 44 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,929 this would be an obscene phone call. 45 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,297 That's right, Miss Busch. 46 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,999 Oh, you have traced one call? 47 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,435 I see. 48 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,936 Well, the next time you make a contact again, 49 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,538 please get in touch with us right away. 50 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,805 Yes, of course, 51 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,840 I realize it must be very embarrassing for you. 52 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,042 Yes. 53 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,244 You have a very nice voice too, Miss Busch. 54 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,312 Goodbye. 55 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,014 Hey, hey, hey... No, no, no. 56 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,749 The voice never matches the face. 57 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,407 Yeah, it ain't fair, is it? 58 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,922 Hey, Chano, what's a four-letter word for 59 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,217 Oh... 60 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,133 Oh, I'm sorry. 61 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,834 Did you have to get in there? 62 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,058 Only because I'm tidy. 63 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,273 Wentworth? 64 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,274 Yes? 65 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,509 I've got four reports 66 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,943 on that garage robbery from last week. 67 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,213 Oh, what, you want me to file these? 68 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,881 No, I'd like you to type them up first 69 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:22,852 and then file them. 70 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,555 Captain Miller, this was not my collar. 71 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,624 I'm aware of that. 72 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,459 Then why do I have to type it up? 73 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,328 Because, Wentworth, 74 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,796 we make no distinctions here between male and female. 75 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:38,135 You're just another cop... who happens to be a good typist. 76 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,503 It also happens, captain, 77 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,506 that I fired expert at the Police Academy. 78 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,073 Good. 79 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,810 Then don't type them, shoot them. 80 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,334 Yes, sir. 81 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,952 I hate filling out forms. 82 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,621 I thought when you did plainclothes, 83 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,722 you did more than filling out forms. 84 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:00,757 Oh, yeah, we do 85 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,192 a lot of heroic stuff around here, 86 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,627 but if we didn't fill out forms, 87 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:04,861 nobody would ever know about it. 88 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,797 I was better off downtown, writing parking tickets. 89 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,366 At least I was near the windshields, 90 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,469 where all the action was. 91 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,571 You left your lipstick in the sink. 92 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,905 Oh, yeah. 93 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,140 How'd you know it was mine? 94 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,975 None of us is left-handed. 95 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,747 12th Precinct, Detective 96 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,983 Sergeant Amenguale speaking. 97 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,485 Just a minute. 98 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:29,741 Barney! 99 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,522 We got a 10-30 in progress 100 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,657 at a bank in the East Village. 101 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,991 Pick up a car. We'll meet you downstairs. 102 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,660 Fish, check out some weapons. 103 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:37,960 Let's go, Nick. 104 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,163 Hey, hey, hey, what about me? 105 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,231 Stay here, answer the phones, 106 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,332 and make sure that everything 107 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,433 is, uh, neat. 108 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,434 That's it! 109 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,435 That's what? 110 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,459 The four-letter word for 111 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,474 This is what I came here for. 112 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:52,709 Let me go with you. 113 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,743 I can be very helpful. 114 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,112 Don't push, Wentworth, don't push. 115 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,515 There's liable to be shooting out there. 116 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,217 Look, these men 117 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,252 have worked together for years. 118 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,053 They know they can depend on each other. 119 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,189 It's always tough with somebody new. 120 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:09,192 Especially when that somebody is a woman, huh? 121 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:12,462 Being a woman has nothing to do with it. 122 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,097 It's a matter of confidence. 123 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,300 Look, we'll get to know you, you'll get to know us. 124 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,336 Don't be so sensitive, Wentworth. 125 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,861 Everybody thinks you're a lovely cop. 126 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,698 What time do you want dinner? 127 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,995 Good morning. May I help you? 128 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,764 Oh... uh, no, thank you. 129 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,099 I'm a regular here. 130 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,802 I'm Elizabeth Miller. I'm Barney's wife. 131 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,737 Oh, he's not in. 132 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,339 How do you do? 133 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,807 I'm Detective Janice Wentworth. 134 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,974 Oh, you're new. 135 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,777 Oh, yeah, this is my fourth day. 136 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,345 Oh, congratulations. 137 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,213 Welcome to the old one-two. 138 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,214 Oh, thank you very much. 139 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,549 You're welcome. 140 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,693 I have a lot of work. Excuse me. 141 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,354 How is it going? 142 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:47,757 Oh, coming up on 93 words a minute. 143 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,259 If people knew that detective work 144 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,861 was 90% paperwork, 145 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:55,699 they'd never watch television. 146 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:58,323 I guess not. 147 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,406 Well, I'm very glad 148 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,308 to see that Captain Miller's married. 149 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,276 I didn't think he liked women. 150 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,646 I beg your pardon? 151 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,981 Oh, I mean, I think he likes women 152 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:14,150 in all the old familiar places... 153 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:17,119 The kitchen, the parlor, the bedroom. 154 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,455 You know what I mean? 155 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,823 Not really. 156 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,291 I think it's safe to say 157 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,727 that Captain Miller likes women 158 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,195 almost anywhere he finds them. 159 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,030 Except on the police force. 160 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,666 Did he say that? 161 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:34,526 No... He didn't have to. 162 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,107 I've been typing and filing, 163 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,610 filing and typing, and just sitting around 164 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,679 waiting to do something useful, 165 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,681 and the first 10-30 that comes in, 166 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,549 I get pushed aside 167 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:47,984 and told to mind the store. 168 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,652 10-30? 169 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,489 That's an armed robbery in progress? 170 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,490 That's right. 171 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,324 Is that where Barney went? 172 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,493 That's right. 173 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,128 Yemana and Amenguale went as a team, 174 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,797 and I'm supposed to go as a team with Fish, 175 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,699 but Captain Miller went instead. 176 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,635 Boy, I really wish he hadn't done that. 177 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,103 So do I. 178 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,206 Well, see, you're a woman. 179 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,474 You understand what it is 180 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:14,411 to be a second-class citizen. 181 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,969 How long have they been gone? 182 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,420 Oh, Mrs. Miller, don't worry. 183 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:26,289 No, no, these men have been 184 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,524 working together for years. 185 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,625 They have a lot of confidence 186 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,893 in each other. 187 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,193 I'm sure that they just 188 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,562 stopped off for a sandwich. 189 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,830 You have no idea 190 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,733 how hungry you can get after a shoot-out. 191 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,502 It's the thrill of being alive. 192 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,805 Your turn at the typewriter, Fish. 193 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:42,861 Hi, honey. 194 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,477 Uh, Nick, will you check this back in for me? 195 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,511 Yeah, sure. 196 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:49,679 Well, how'd it go? 197 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,880 Oh, fine. 198 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,381 I heard the reports over the dispatcher. 199 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,583 There was some shooting, huh? 200 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,784 Uh, a little bit. Nothing serious. 201 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,553 Anybody get hit? 202 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,455 Just the suspect, but he's going to be all right. 203 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,656 Any messages? 204 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,657 Excuse me? 205 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,658 Any messages? 206 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,593 Uh, yes, yes, sir. 207 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,562 There was a call from your wife. 208 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,364 And a Miss Busch from the phone company 209 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,599 wants you to call her back. 210 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,267 Oh, sound serious? 211 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,202 Yeah, I think so. 212 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,426 She was breathing heavy. 213 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,140 How'd everything go around here? 214 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,408 Oh, fine. 215 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,110 I answered all the phones, 216 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,879 filled out all the forms. 217 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,343 I even washed the coffee cups. 218 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,118 Dinner ready? 219 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,787 Oh... 220 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:34,624 I didn't think you heard that. 221 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,125 What's the matter, Bernice? 222 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:39,362 Why do you have to listen to the police calls 223 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,964 all the time? 224 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:45,234 Why don't you watch television and iron like a normal woman? 225 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,370 Nothing happened. 226 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,506 Of course there was some shooting. 227 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,241 Some guy tried to hold up a bank. 228 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,144 Now, you know we don't allow a thing like that. 229 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,913 Yes, Miss Busch. 230 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,482 Yes, it's nice to hear your voice again too. 231 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,518 You have a call from him traced to him now? 232 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,152 What's the address of the phone booth? 233 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,421 Okay. I'm on my way right now. 234 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,811 Thank you. 235 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,125 Me? 236 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,428 Well, I've been described as attractive. 237 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,596 No, Miss Busch, no mustache. 238 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,498 Goodbye. 239 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,299 Would you like me to go with you? 240 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,435 Well, not now, thank you. 241 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,270 I didn't think so. 242 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,605 But maybe next time. 243 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:23,909 Oh, sure. 244 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,782 This is a brochure from our travel agent 245 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,018 about crossing on the SS France. 246 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:39,088 It costs about $4,000, one-way. 247 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,058 Now, these are the three best hotels 248 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,927 in Paris. 249 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,528 The Plaza Athenee, 250 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,396 the Bristol, and the Carillon. 251 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,131 The villa in the South of France 252 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,668 costs $1250 a week. 253 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,203 Then we fly back to Paris and then back to New York. 254 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,872 That makes the whole thing cost 255 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,240 about $26,000 for six weeks. 256 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,341 Can we afford it? 257 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,476 No. 258 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,833 Okay. 259 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,816 How about taking me to lunch? 260 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,484 You didn't have to go through all that 261 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,186 just to get me to take you to lunch. 262 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,789 I thought you'd be more excited about the idea 263 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,458 if you thought that I'd saved you $26,000. 264 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,326 That's very considerate of you. 265 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,095 Listen, you give up three more trips like that, 266 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,563 we're on easy street. 267 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,466 Why'd you really come down? 268 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,135 I just wanted to see you. 269 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,805 I spent a very meaningful morning 270 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,307 with the other tenants of the building 271 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,375 discussing rent controls 272 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,944 and building repairs, 273 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,279 and then I bought David a pair of sneakers, 274 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,082 and then I read in the newspaper 275 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,417 about a policeman getting killed 276 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,452 in a bank robbery in Massachusetts, 277 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,889 and I just had this overpowering desire 278 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,025 to have lunch with you. 279 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,627 I see. 280 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,595 Besides, at the group therapy session 281 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,063 for law enforcement wives, 282 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,032 they suggested all this. 283 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,400 I thought they dealt with a more direct approach. 284 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,536 This week, it's humor. 285 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,973 Some imaginative joke or bright saying. 286 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,808 Instead of sending it to the news 287 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,943 and getting five dollars, 288 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,845 you send it to your husband 289 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:09,846 and you get a lunch. 290 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,847 You got it. 291 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:11,848 Thank you. 292 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,950 Bernice, I've got to go. 293 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:17,687 I don't have time to hear a joke. 294 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,856 I can't take you to lunch. 295 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,157 I don't care 296 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,660 what the group therapy session said. 297 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,663 I already had lunch. 298 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,888 I'll see you at home tonight. 299 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,037 Of course I still love you. 300 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,006 What else have I got to do? 301 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,130 Goodbye. 302 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,748 How long have you been married, Fish? 303 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:49,307 I don't know. 25, 35 years. 304 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:57,694 I don't think I'll get married. Men have no respect for women. 305 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,195 That's true. 306 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,688 12th Precinct, Wentworth. 307 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,691 Really, where? 308 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,840 All right, I got it. We're on our way. 309 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,841 What've we got? What is it? 310 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:12,875 Captain Miller. 311 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,177 Excuse me, Captain Miller. 312 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,311 A guy just checked into 313 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,746 the Fremont Hotel, 11th Avenue. 314 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,814 Clerk recognized him 315 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,848 as an armed robbery suspect 316 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,083 from an APB circular. 317 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,483 Where's Chano? He's down on a call. 318 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,618 Yemana? 319 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,652 He's still at the armory 320 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:24,987 and Wojciehowicz and Harris 321 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,322 are still down at narcotics 322 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,590 and won't be back until the end of the week. 323 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,654 I know, Wentworth, I know. 324 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,995 You think you can handle it yourself? 325 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,396 I can take a patrolman. 326 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,666 No, no, no, no, no. No uniforms. 327 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,001 I'll go with you myself. 328 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,203 Please, Captain Miller. 329 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:45,174 You're going to have to let me go sometime. 330 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,777 What do you say, Fish? 331 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:51,147 I'd like to, Barney, but it would kill Bernice 332 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:55,907 if she found out I died in the company of another woman. 333 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:06,963 Phil, that is just terrible. 334 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,320 Okay, Wentworth, come on. 335 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,002 But I'm driving. 336 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,192 Right. 337 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,680 12th Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. 338 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,982 Yes, sir. 339 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,284 A stolen car? 340 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,176 What kind of car, Mr. Ravelli? 341 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,180 A Studebaker. 342 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,996 Will you describe the car, please? 343 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:44,000 Black fenders... Silver doors... 344 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:48,871 Green hood... Polka-dot seat covers... 345 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:52,942 And a monkey-fur dashboard. 346 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,945 Maybe it wasn't stolen. 347 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,837 Maybe it ran away. 348 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:07,924 Mr. Ravelli, will you hold it a minute? 349 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,815 I've got to find a pencil. 350 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,524 Okay, go ahead. 351 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:23,940 All right, Mr. Hackman. 352 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,741 If you give up the right to remain silent, 353 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,343 anything you say will be held against you. 354 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,444 And in your case, 355 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,812 with the record you got at the phone company, 356 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:30,813 everything you say 357 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,114 will probably be held against you. 358 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:37,320 We've got a nice little booth here for you. 359 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,055 If you can't afford an attorney, 360 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,290 we will supply one for you at no cost to yourself. 361 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,524 Do you understand? 362 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,193 I don't have anything to say. 363 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,463 That'll be a nice change for you. 364 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,267 Call your insurance company. 365 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,002 Yeah. 366 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,072 Don't mention it. 367 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,898 Oh, my God... I ate my eraser. 368 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,982 That group therapy 369 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,449 for law enforcement wives, 370 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,650 it's a wonderful thing. 371 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,818 Oh, yeah? 372 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,021 Yeah, they have a free and open discussion 373 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,055 for about an hour, 374 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,057 a little lunch, an occasional new hat, 375 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,959 an extorted promise of two weeks 376 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,460 in Martha's Vineyard next summer. 377 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,997 My wife and I have never been closer. 378 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,265 An occasional phone call 379 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,399 wouldn't hurt, either. 380 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,543 You're absolutely right. 381 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,404 Is that, uh... 382 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,739 Charles Hackman... The Voice of Experience. 383 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,042 Oh, sir? 384 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,676 Uh, sir? Sir, excuse me. 385 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,645 I don't mean to be personal, 386 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,415 but did I understand you to say over there 387 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,050 that your wife is going through therapy? 388 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,185 Yeah, you ought to try it yourself. 389 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,288 Yeah, I did a couple of weeks ago. 390 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,355 Didn't work? 391 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,358 Well, I just never got to see the doctor. 392 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,927 See, when I called the nurse 393 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,194 to make the appointment, 394 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:57,166 I, uh... well, you know what happened. 395 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,335 You know, the court is going to insist 396 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,736 on some kind of therapy. 397 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,104 Yeah, I suppose so. You see, I always... 398 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,308 Mr. Hackman, will you step out, please? 399 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,877 Step right over there to that desk there. 400 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,748 Sir, thank you for your concern. 401 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,116 Pleasure talking to you. 402 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,806 I don't hear that very often. 403 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,322 Mr. Hackman, just out of curiosity, 404 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,957 but these ladies that you talk to 405 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:21,958 on the telephone, 406 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:22,959 you ever try to make 407 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:23,993 personal contact with them? 408 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,861 Well, I have, on occasion, yeah, 409 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,796 but it's usually kind of disappointing. 410 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,367 You know, the voice never matches the face. 411 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,969 I know what you mean. 412 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,371 All right, Mr. Hackman, what's your address? 413 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:40,365 I live at 675 East Lansing Street. 414 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,647 And where do you work? 415 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,283 I work at home. 416 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,351 I write verses, 417 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,119 you know, for greeting cards. 418 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,520 Oh, really? 419 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,056 You mean like "Merry Christmas," 420 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,492 "Happy New Year," "Get Well Soon"? 421 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,559 Yeah. 422 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,928 It's ironic, isn't it? 423 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,152 Maybe you ought to drop yourself a card. 424 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,855 Right. 425 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,104 What's your phone number? 426 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,838 I don't have a phone. 427 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,008 You're kidding? 428 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,275 Well, if I had a phone, 429 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,832 then I'd never get any work done. 430 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,280 All right, stand right there, and keep it there. 431 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,281 No more nonsense. 432 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,449 Can't I... 433 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,750 You'll get your phone call. 434 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,951 You'll get your lawyer. 435 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,620 You cooperate with us, we cooperate with you. 436 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,687 Wentworth? 437 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,889 Yeah. 438 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:27,890 Take it easy. Take it easy. 439 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,425 What the hell's the matter with her? 440 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,260 It's her first arrest. 441 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,628 We got him. We got him. 442 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,397 Without exchanging a shot, Captain Miller, 443 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,431 we got him. 444 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,532 I got him, Barney. 445 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,599 There he is. He's right there. 446 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,800 Good job. Good job. 447 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,968 You want to hear a report? 448 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,003 I'd like to hear a report, 449 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,071 but I'd like to hear it from Fish. 450 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,072 Yemana, I think Detective Wentworth 451 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,073 could use a cup of coffee. 452 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,207 I think she could use a keeper. 453 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,308 Shut up. 454 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,309 How do you like it? 455 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,344 I love it. 456 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,978 Beats all hell out of traffic control. 457 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,180 No, I mean the coffee. 458 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,149 Yeah, black. No sugar, no cream. 459 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,483 Black, just black. 460 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,484 You got it. 461 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,086 Good for you. 462 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,922 We drove to the Fremont Hotel... 463 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,258 And very slowly, I might add. 464 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,859 Right, and she kept saying, 465 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,227 "Faster, faster." 466 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,462 Yeah. 467 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,830 We determined that the suspect, 468 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,100 Earl Schmidt, was in room 504... 469 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,768 Fifth floor... corner room. 470 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,769 Right. 471 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,038 I took up a position in the hall 472 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,940 and Detective Wentworth... 473 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,909 Said, "Why don't I make out like I'm the maid 474 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,945 and you get on the other side of the door?" 475 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,280 Right. So... 476 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,683 I knocked on the door and I go, "Maid!" 477 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,751 "Maid, would you like your bed... 478 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,087 "Turned down?" 479 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,089 So the door opens 480 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,857 and I move in the room and draw my revolver. 481 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:39,128 I go, "Police! Freeze! Freeze!" 482 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,029 The suspect had a gun, 483 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,431 which he immediately 484 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,933 threw out of the window. 485 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,469 Then what happened? 486 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,836 Then I dropped to my knees 487 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,673 and begged her not to shoot me. 488 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,209 Here's your coffee. 489 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,776 Black, no sugar. 490 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,480 Thanks, Yemana. You're okay. 491 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,882 Well, he's your collar, Wentworth. 492 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,818 I don't suppose you'll object 493 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,753 to filling out this report? 494 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,821 No, sir. 495 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,889 This one is going to be a pleasure! 496 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,058 Get his cuffs off. 497 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,816 And put them on her. 498 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,799 All right, Schmidt. Park it. 499 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,236 She's high as a kite. 500 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,737 You're telling me. 501 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,307 I took the elevator, she took the stairs. 502 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:30,746 She beat me to the fifth floor. 503 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,914 That's... that's a very efficient lady. 504 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,650 Combat fever. 505 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,285 I've seen it before. 506 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,286 Okay, Mr. Hackman, 507 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,121 you've got one phone call. 508 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,822 All right, Schmidt, this is it. 509 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,192 Let's have your whole name. 510 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,426 Horace Percival Schmidt. 511 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,128 I thought your name was Earl. 512 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,729 That's what I tell everybody else, 513 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,132 but I ain't keeping nothing from you. 514 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,969 12th Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. 515 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,471 Hang on. 516 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,972 Wentworth, it's for you. 517 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,974 Yeah, yeah. 518 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,810 Wentworth. 519 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,646 What did you say? 520 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:06,915 Yemana, trace this call. 521 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,939 Okay. 522 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,487 You've got some nerve 523 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,511 talking to a police officer like that. 524 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,027 Yes, the trial is next week, Miss Busch. 525 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,128 Right. Right. 526 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,330 If the District Attorney's office 527 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,698 needs you to testify, 528 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,132 they will be in touch with you. 529 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,901 Oh, yes, I will be there. 530 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,705 Well... Well, I'm six-foot-one, 531 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,309 about 170 pounds, brown eyes, black hair, 532 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,977 slightly receding hairline. 533 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,403 You too, Miss Busch? 534 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,751 Wentworth? 535 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,819 Yes, sir. 536 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,221 Can I see you in my office a minute? 537 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,777 Sure, Barney. 538 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,813 Sit down. 539 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,762 I'm going out on an assignment 540 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,130 with Yemana this morning, 541 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,665 and with Chano this afternoon. 542 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,767 Hey, you're getting real popular. 543 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,370 Just doing my job. 544 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,039 You've been transferred, Wentworth. 545 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,074 Effective tomorrow. 546 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,309 Transferred? 547 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,477 Yeah. 548 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,712 Why? 549 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,047 Some kind of rotation program, 550 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,450 initiating more women into the field, 551 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,653 giving them a broader variety of experience. 552 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,488 I thought I was doing real well here. 553 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,457 You did a great job. 554 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,858 Well, did you tell them that? 555 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,326 Of course I did. 556 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,694 It's just another reason 557 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,396 why they want to move you around. 558 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,097 But that's not fair. 559 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,467 The men and I, we get along good. 560 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,768 They have confidence in me. 561 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,670 I don't want to go somewhere, 562 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,872 start all over with a bunch of rookies. 563 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,341 I appreciate that. 564 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,899 So where are they going to send me? 565 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,982 Youth House. 566 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,150 Youth House? 567 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,518 Oh, Youth House? 568 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,986 What? Baby-sitting? 569 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,388 It's temporary. 570 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,022 Well, it stinks. I'm not going. 571 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,190 You have no choice. 572 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,858 You are going to go where they send you, 573 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:57,893 like the rest of us. 574 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,696 Look, I felt the same way 575 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,998 when they transferred me here. 576 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,300 Gee... 577 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:08,192 Just when everything was going so great. 578 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,642 When did you say I'm supposed to leave? 579 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,199 Tomorrow. 580 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:20,404 Okay, I better go clean out my desk drawer. 581 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,922 It was very nice 582 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,480 working with you, captain. 583 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,452 See you around. 584 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,400 Wentworth, I hope you won't take offense, 585 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:40,869 but I still think you're a lovely cop. 586 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,593 Oh... 587 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,619 Oh, excuse me. 588 00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,254 I thought this was the powder room. 589 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:00,689 Wentworth! 590 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,690 Hey! Hey! 591 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,291 I heard the old one-two was in trouble, 592 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,493 so I thought I'd come down 593 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,494 and give you a hand. 594 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,895 Hey, and not a moment too soon. 595 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:07,896 No kidding. 596 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,130 We stopped typing two weeks ago 597 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,367 out of respect for your leaving. 598 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,568 That's right. 599 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,603 No one's washed a thing around here, either. 600 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,104 Yeah, there are green things 601 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:20,041 growing out of the coffee cups. 602 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,877 Hey, Wentworth. 603 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,145 Barney... How are you? 604 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,146 All right. 605 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,147 How's Youth House? 606 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,148 Oh, I'm moved. 607 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,484 I moved to a more sophisticated house. 608 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,485 I want you to know, 609 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,353 I've been transferred to Vice. 610 00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:34,456 Hey... Oh, I used to love 611 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:39,495 that line of work, many years ago. 612 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,162 Hi, everybody. 613 00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,464 Hi, Barney. 614 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:45,100 Oh, look who's here. 615 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,235 It's nice to see you. 616 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,871 Uh, Barney, could I talk to you 617 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,071 for just a minute please? 618 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,072 Sure. What's up? 619 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,941 Could we discuss it in your office? 620 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,965 Go ahead. 621 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,079 I just finished 622 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,215 another group therapy session. 623 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,284 Oh... Last week, it was humor. 624 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,052 What's the approach this week? 625 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,943 Sex. 626 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,819 No calls.